There's a string of women who got big in the 90's and are now realizing their days as an MTV party-girl are over, and they'll grab any branch they can to afloat that lifestyle. I won't say who these women, are because I would feel bad. Ah, screw it, you all know who I'm referring to: Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra and Jenny McCarthy. Between all the divorces, bad boyfriends and raising kids, they still find time to fill with desperate cries for attention. Whether it's having bikini "photo-shoots" in their back yard, dancing atop cars in parking lots or trying to break back into reality TV, they're relentless in their attempts to look like they're in their 20's. I would call it a midlife crisis, but what's the crisis when everybody's egging you on, right? Any bar would make a spectacle out of the celebrity walking in the door, even if that celebrity is Pam Anderson, so why she's so excited to be there is beyond me. If you ask me she was itching for the attention, or to get laid. It's such a pity, if this woman didn't try to further slut up her act as she approaches middle-age, and at least kept it somewhat mature or modest, I could still hold fond memories of her past hotness and keep the two worlds separated. Just please don't put on a red one-piece, Pam, okay?
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