Who wouldn't want to bang 45-year-old Pamela Anderson? Her mammaries bring back way too many memories. Here she is attending "Dancing On Ice" (isn't that the name of a Coco Austin sex-tape yet?), and to me, she still makes for a nostalgic pair of sparkly knockers. I may feel this way because she helped so much getting me through junior high. I suppose you could've called me a "closet Pam-fan" back then. Any day I would come home from school to an empty house, I'd try to catch her on "VIP" and rub up against the static electricity on the screen. Hell, I even watched "Stripperella" and "Stacked" when I could. Something about a woman sexualizing herself so much in mainstream television, and NOT the porn industry, was a huge turn-on. Not that I'm forgetting about that Pam & Tommy video (that was more like a prequel to ANACONDA). The Hoff, on the other hand, can go suck a bag-a-dicks.
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