Imagine me sitting at my desk, looking long and hard at these pictures of Hayden Panettiere
at the Country Music Awards the other night. Now, imagine me sighing and saying, "Oh, Panties. What have you done?" while trying to figure out something positive to say about the midget blonde who took time to worm her way into my heart, who I formerly took lodged complaints for my previously harsh attitude towards. On one hand, I want to give her props for rocking the short hair as long as she has (what has it been, a month?) without resorting to getting Brit-Brit hair plugs by now and on the other hand I just want to pin her down, slap a wig on her and ride her like a miniature pony. Is that so wrong? Because it can't be any more wrong than the damn dress she's wearing.
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