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Aug. 11, 2010by: Randy the Ram

While we usually try to avoid celebutards on this site, today I wanted to share with you more reasons to detest Paris Hilton. No need to thank me yet. Paris is known for various things, none of which are very productive, except maybe for her excessive perfume lines, she is currently coming out with her 10th friggin' perfume. Seriously who buys this shit? I want to meet the girls and trannys who bough "Skank No. 5" and put them in a mental institution. While we can always turn away from the perfume industry's overabundance of overpriced celebrity perfumes and colognes, what I can't ignore is all the stupid moron socialites that look up to people like Marilyn Monroe and horribly tarnishing the classic starlet's image. As Paris went on to promote her newest creation "Tease" she had the grandiose idea of adopting a Marilyn look for the perfume's image. So not only are we going to get Paris dressed up for the campaigns, Paris Monroe will also be a part of the whole boxes and bottles of the perfumes.

Please Paris, stop trying to look like her, sure it's been said that Monroe was the Paris, the Lohan, the Kardashian of those times but far from it, while Monroe had some large troubles of her own, she at least got to show some class and glamor. Paris donning a Marilyn Monroe getup only makes her look like a cheap hooker with the most powerful push-up bra who's getting paid to fulfill some dude's fantasies. Monroe on the other hand is just plain hotter than all celebuturds put together. Paris should try to imitate someone like Zsa Zsa Gabor instead.

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Source: Egotastic
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10:24AM on 08/13/2010

b cups & push ups

You aint fooling anyone, Paris. Spend some of that money and get some volume installed. As far as dressing up as marilyn, please, every hot chick aspires to be the woman who got the president AND his lil bro.
You aint fooling anyone, Paris. Spend some of that money and get some volume installed. As far as dressing up as marilyn, please, every hot chick aspires to be the woman who got the president AND his lil bro.
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5:42AM on 08/13/2010

WTF!

Paris Hilton isn't and never will be half the woman Monroe was.
Paris Hilton isn't and never will be half the woman Monroe was.
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12:57AM on 08/13/2010
Yeah. Fuck all this. Monroe was a natural and lovely beauty. Paris is the complete opposite of that.
Yeah. Fuck all this. Monroe was a natural and lovely beauty. Paris is the complete opposite of that.
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8:05PM on 08/12/2010
Barf!
Barf!
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3:34PM on 08/12/2010
my eyeballs needs to be fumigated now.
my eyeballs needs to be fumigated now.
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10:14AM on 08/12/2010

Trash pile

Another one that should be throwed into the trash pile with Lohan.
Another one that should be throwed into the trash pile with Lohan.
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10:10AM on 08/12/2010

Wah Wah

Bad, but Marilyn's image survived the onslaught of the train wreck known as Anna Nicole. This won't ruin it for me, either.

If I had a time machine, the first thing I'd do was go back in time and attempt to nail Marilyn Monroe.
Bad, but Marilyn's image survived the onslaught of the train wreck known as Anna Nicole. This won't ruin it for me, either.

If I had a time machine, the first thing I'd do was go back in time and attempt to nail Marilyn Monroe.
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1:32AM on 08/12/2010
Oh please bitch. You WISH you had an ounce of Marilyn Monroe's talent or sex appeal. You look disgusting. Like a tranny.
Oh please bitch. You WISH you had an ounce of Marilyn Monroe's talent or sex appeal. You look disgusting. Like a tranny.
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1:19AM on 08/12/2010
She seriously looks like a tranny. Especially in the middle row.
She seriously looks like a tranny. Especially in the middle row.
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1:06AM on 08/12/2010

God she looks plastic

Paris Hilton lacks Marilyn Monroe's warmth, vulnerability and sexiness. She looks about as sexy as a department store mannequin, and has about as much personality.
Paris Hilton lacks Marilyn Monroe's warmth, vulnerability and sexiness. She looks about as sexy as a department store mannequin, and has about as much personality.
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