While we usually try to avoid celebutards on this site, today I wanted to share with you more reasons to detest Paris Hilton. No need to thank me yet. Paris is known for various things, none of which are very productive, except maybe for her excessive perfume lines, she is currently coming out with her 10th friggin' perfume. Seriously who buys this shit? I want to meet the girls and trannys who bough "Skank No. 5" and put them in a mental institution. While we can always turn away from the perfume industry's overabundance of overpriced celebrity perfumes and colognes, what I can't ignore is all the stupid moron socialites that look up to people like Marilyn Monroe and horribly tarnishing the classic starlet's image. As Paris went on to promote her newest creation "Tease" she had the grandiose idea of adopting a Marilyn look for the perfume's image. So not only are we going to get Paris dressed up for the campaigns, Paris Monroe will also be a part of the whole boxes and bottles of the perfumes.
Please Paris, stop trying to look like her, sure it's been said that Monroe was the Paris, the Lohan, the Kardashian of those times but far from it, while Monroe had some large troubles of her own, she at least got to show some class and glamor. Paris donning a Marilyn Monroe getup only makes her look like a cheap hooker with the most powerful push-up bra who's getting paid to fulfill some dude's fantasies. Monroe on the other hand is just plain hotter than all celebuturds put together. Paris should try to imitate someone like Zsa Zsa Gabor instead.
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