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Paris Hilton has an industrial strength push-up bra on a slow news day

4 years agoby: Lester Diamond
With the holidays approaching, it seems like the majority of hotties slide into hiding. That's the only way I can explain writing up a story on Paris Hilton. I guess she can be considered the 'Alpha Fame Whore'. If we never had a Paris Hilton, we'd definitely have no Kim Kardashian, Girl's Next Door, The Hills, Jersey Shore, and every other reality show imaginable (so if anyone had a time machine...just think of how you could redeem our society by eliminating her!). She even pioneered the profiting from a sex tape ploy, so she's like an entitled, rich, and spoiled trailblazer. That's enough about her contributions to the downward spiral of our society though. I'm more amazed by her display of cleavage in these photos. She usually has glorified nipple bumps, so NASA or ILM had to be consulted before she wore this outfit. Talk about false advertising!

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9:12AM on 12/22/2010
Nothing in god's green Earth could make Paris look remotely attractive.
Nothing in god's green Earth could make Paris look remotely attractive.
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7:03AM on 12/22/2010
Boobs look like two pancakes squished together
Boobs look like two pancakes squished together
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2:25AM on 12/22/2010
Took some dark magic to make those A-cups look nice. Good to see her fame waning then
Took some dark magic to make those A-cups look nice. Good to see her fame waning then
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1:40PM on 12/21/2010
I think Pam Anderson pioneered the whole leaked sex tape thing...

Anywhoo, Paris usually doesn't do anything for me, but she looks fucking sexy in these pictures.
I think Pam Anderson pioneered the whole leaked sex tape thing...

Anywhoo, Paris usually doesn't do anything for me, but she looks fucking sexy in these pictures.
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