Does anyone care about Paris Hilton anymore? I'm not asking in the way that people might give a heartfelt damn about the chick, but in regard to whether or not people care enough to hate her like they used to and get bent out of shape over her ridiculous antics and complete worthlessness like they do over Kim Kardashian nowadays. It's probably more of a joke that Paris has been trying her damnedest to get attention in any manner possible in order to have people accept her into the hate-filled bosoms once again.
On late Friday night, Paris and her current bedmate, Cy Waits, were arrested in Las Vegas after getting pulled over by the Las Vegas police for suspicion of driving under the influence and then discovered that they were in possession of cocaine. As time has passed since that night, there is speculation that the pair might be off the hook since they were not officially searched at the time of the detainment and that the drugs were discovered at some later point. Again, confirming my suspicions that this was just a really sad attempt on Paris' part to glean some of the LiLo drug addiction attention.
I think the best comment that I've seen regarding these events was Brian Posehn's Twat from Saturday. Quipped the comedian, "Having coke in Vegas is not a real crime, right? Doesn't Southwest give you an eight ball when you land there?"