Good ol' "Ceiling Eyes" was out at the Liquid Pool Lounge over the weekend to celebrate her 25th birthday. Of course, those in the know understand that I'm referring to Audrina Patridge
, one of the many chicks who have been spun out of the weird little semi-reality whatever the hell it is show that MTV made into a mega-monster, "The Hills." This spawned a bunch of no-name, no-talent, self-obsessed chicks to getting bigger screen credits that many of the hard working actresses out there that we'll never get to meet because they're not kissing the right ass, as Mickey Rourke might say. Personally, I know it's been said that Patridge has the face of the girl who rode the short bus to school but the body of the chick who skipped class and rode around in her boyfriend's Mustang instead, but I would gladly take Kim Kardashian over this chick any day. I can't get past the eyes, man. I just can't.
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