Of course, being the victim of the gay Wolverine means that all the slash marks his adamantium claws leave behind are highlighted with a beautiful assortment of shiny rhinestones, sort of how Paz Vega's dress looked at whatever event she was attending last night. After all, gay Wolverine might be a vicious, hot-tempered, brutal killing machine, but that doesn't mean he can't be fabulous also. I'd pay good money to see that version of the Wolverine story, if for nothing else but to see Hugh Jackman deliver one of those sarcastic Wolverine lines with a heavy lisp and a sassy, diva attitude. Until that day comes, I guess we'll just have to look at Paz's dress and imagine all the comedic possibilities. Looking at Paz herself isn't too terrible thing either. Unless you're gay Wolverine that is.
Click on each photo to enlarge!