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Penelope Cruz gets a star, vies for the mommy bewbs title

Apr. 5, 2011by: Droz

Penelope Cruz got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame the other day, which was not as significant as the awesome bewbage she's been carrying around. It's kind of funny how these larger-than-life, perfect women have a kid and become like normal people for a few months or so, with slightly irregular bodies and blemished skin. Maybe that's why they disappear for months at a time after the kid is born. They can't handle the idea of not being an ideal for other women to measure up to and men to lust after.

Unlike most women, I'm sure it wont be long before Penelope and the rest of her new mom starlet compatriots will be back in fighting weight. So enjoy these brief moments of natural bewb enlargement while we have them.

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1:43PM on 04/06/2011

OMG! THOSE T*TS!

Wow! I'm ready for my breast feeding now!
Wow! I'm ready for my breast feeding now!
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10:34AM on 04/06/2011
Voluptuous.
Voluptuous.
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11:40PM on 04/05/2011
I hope she shows us those huge boobs on the big screen soon.
I hope she shows us those huge boobs on the big screen soon.
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6:32PM on 04/05/2011
Hmm, those are sticking around...
Hmm, those are sticking around...
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5:43PM on 04/05/2011
She looks beautiful and happy... waiting for POTC4 just to see her as a pirate.
She looks beautiful and happy... waiting for POTC4 just to see her as a pirate.
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3:37PM on 04/06/2011
Yeh because the trailers don't show her in them at all......
Yeh because the trailers don't show her in them at all......
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5:12PM on 04/05/2011
Wait, so they're giving stars out to anyone now? Where do I sign up?!
Wait, so they're giving stars out to anyone now? Where do I sign up?!
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5:46PM on 04/05/2011
Do you have an Oscar, two other nominations, a best actress wining in Cannes, three Golden Globe noms, three Goyas, the David de Donatello, two times the Best European actress award and have you been in all the covers of the world because you are worldwide famous?

Shut up loser!
Do you have an Oscar, two other nominations, a best actress wining in Cannes, three Golden Globe noms, three Goyas, the David de Donatello, two times the Best European actress award and have you been in all the covers of the world because you are worldwide famous?

Shut up loser!
3:36PM on 04/06/2011
Haha no, but why the fuck would anyone know all of that? I think you need to evaluate who's the loser here.

And best european actress? gtfo.
Haha no, but why the fuck would anyone know all of that? I think you need to evaluate who's the loser here.

And best european actress? gtfo.
1:55AM on 04/07/2011
They don't give them out at all, the stars buy them. To get a star on the HWoF, all you need to do is be in showbiz for at least five years, and then pay a fee. That's it.
They don't give them out at all, the stars buy them. To get a star on the HWoF, all you need to do is be in showbiz for at least five years, and then pay a fee. That's it.
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