If you have an unconditional love of alcohol and also happen to be a fan of Penelope Cruz's butt, you'll probably want to hang this 2013 Campari Calendar in your bathroom. Or bedroom. Or both. I always knew Penelope was one of the hottest of the hot, but she really surprised me here. I guess that's because she hasn't been wooing us with revealing outfits as much as her kid sister, Monica. Are we witnessing a sibling rivalry being settled once and for all on the photoshoot battlefields? Maybe. Of course, no one would be apposed to the Cruz sisters settling this the old fashioned way: Underpants Jello Wrestling Death Round (a pay-per-view event). Also, if I don't say so myself, I'm actually rather impressed with the overall look and feel of the calendar. It keeps the red theme consistent while also making each shot unique, and more worthy of having on your wall for a full month than a picture of a cat in human clothes. In fact, I'd likely stay stuck on the 5th image down for the remainder of the year. It's gonna be one long May.
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