Well, this is about the only marriage which has happened this month that I am fully in support of. After dating her surfer dude, Matthew McShirtless and her couch jumping visitor from planet Zulu, Tom Cruise, it was nice to see Penelope Cruz settle in with Javier Bardem. They understood each other's Latin sexiness and chill classiness. They supported each other through their acting careers but made plenty of time to take vacations and publicly play grab ass with each other (and not in that skanky way like Penn Douchebadgley). So when I heard that they quietly got married some time earlier this month, I was able to breathe a little easier after all the other wedding news. Sure, I can sort of understand certain couples aiming for that 7/11 anniversary date that just screams "I need to remember this before I have to spend years forgetting about it!" But with these two... I do believe it might be forever.
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