I don't know why I even care about Perez Hilton to the minimal fraction that I do, but I have a feeling it has something to do with the fact that he can get Katy Perry
to come to his birthday party. After getting slimed in the face with green goo at the Kids' Choice Awards, Katy cleaned herself up, dusted off the pearly white goodness that is her cleavage and wiggled into one of her silly sparkly outfits. And boy howdy do I love her for it.
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