I can't even begin to make jokes about these pictures. The innocence of Minnie Mouse is on the line here. That poor little rodent has had to take shit all her life from Donald and Goofy and even Pluto. The last thing that she needs is to hear that she's playing third fiddle to Katy Perry and Hayden Panties. Of the latter, strangely enough, I think I'd really like to see her wreak havoc in the upcoming I LOVE YOU, BETH COOPER.
I've mocked her plenty in the past, I feel nothing but pity for her over how crappy "Heroes" is playing out, but I actually am intrigued by that damn trailer. I guess it's the part where they make fun of the military guy coming back to the high school. And now, I'm officially rambling and Minnie is very far from my mind.
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