I have zero to do with American Idol, so the controversy surrounding Pia Toscano's supposedly unjust exit from that show's 10th season escaped me entirely. I'm also not much for today's pop music stars, so I've never heard her music either. No doubt she's a great person and all, but to be honest I'd seen nothing of her at all until she rocked this tight alligator skin number and let some folks take pics of her in it. Clearly we're not really speaking the same language in most things, but she and I can relate and connect via the language of fine asses. It's a form of communication I consider myself well versed in, though it's always nice to discover a few new expressions in this beautiful dialogue. Pia was demonstrating her skills in this area at some NASCAR award thing. Not the sort of girl you'd expect to see at something like that. Seems like it would be a draw for country stars and History Channel reality show casts. I'm glad she did show up. I'd hate to have missed out on getting to know such a fine body.
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