I'm going to do you all a favor and spare you the image of Wynona Judd
as one of the contestants coming up on the latest season of "Dancing with the Stars," (and has-beens, and never-really-weres, and athletes-who-are-added-so-the-viewing-audience-laughs-at-their-fumbling) mainly because I want to spare myself the headache of reading through any of the responses regarding a picture of Wynona and har-har, we're funny, she's fat and ugly, blah blah blah. (Have I mentioned again that I'm writing this directly after having lost an hour of my life??) Instead I'm posting the images of Aly Raisman
(gymnast), Zendaya Coleman
(Disney pop tart), Kellie Pickler
(American Idol wash-out) and Dorothy Hamill
, (legendary ice skater). I'd also like to point out that there is almost exactly 30-years difference in age between Hamill and Pickler and Hamill still looks WAYYYY better. And whatever that Vanderpump thing is, it scares me and I hate that this show is going to give it more coverage because since I avoid Bravo, I never really am exposed to it and now I'm sad and need a nap.
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