Interviewed in the upcoming issue of Blender magazine (I almost typoed Blunder, which would have been accurate in a sense too), Clarkson defiantly answered the tough question of whether peeing in the shower was OK with, "Anybody who says they don't pee in the shower is lying."
OK, I love this bitch now. Because she made me think of a boyfriend I had who used to swear that if you peed in the shower, the pee would vaporize and then you'd just be standing there, breathing in your own pee fumes. And that thought always made me laugh like hell, which infuriated him. So now I'm picturing Kelly Clarkson giving him a lecture on how he's a lying bastard about the pee vapors. And THAT makes me laugh even harder.