I'd hit that. And by "hit that," I mean both screw the strange little blonde Amy Poehler in addition to hitting her obnoxiously overrated "comic actor" husband, Will Arnett. Apparently Will beat me to the bunch with the screwing and successful impregnation of Amy.
This news seems to be so carefully positioned. I mean, if the number one box office champion this past weekend hadn't been Poehler's team-up with SNL alum Tina Fey, BABY MAMA, hadn't hit the top spot, do you think that they'd be withholding the information a little more SimEntz style? (Screw it, I was trying to be clever with that last combo name reference and it's lame. I apologize. Put me in the stocks and throw rotten TOE-MAH-TOES at me.)
This will be the first child for the couple, who married in 2003. So look forward to seeing lots of baby bump pictures all over the covers of those magazines you look at while in line at the grocery store but never buy. Why? Because gossip always gets to you faster on the net than in print. Suck on that, US Weekly!