Over the weekend, while waiting in line with a bunch of middle-aged upper-middle-class douchebags and their emogers (emo teenagers, in case you didn't know) to see Weird Al (hey, the guy puts on a great show, and I'm not middle aged yet, f*ckers...), my companion and I noticed a dude who looked an awful lot like Corey Feldman walking towards the venue. Jokingly (because I didn't really think it could be him), I yelled out, "Hey Corey! Where's Corey?" The dude turned, glared at me through his Gucci sunglasses, promptly took his young son out of the arms of his arm candy wife and started walking faster. People started asking me if it was Haim (which just irritated me, since any good pop trivia nut KNOWS the difference), so I shouted out again, "Haim rules, dude. You suck, Feldman!" He whipped around, took off his shades and yelled back, "Shut up, freak!" Man, that moment was priceless.
Oh, and it brings me around to other freakish news. Apparently, before bagging the hottest man in any sport at any time in history, Posh "Victoria Beckham" Spice, dated the cooler Corey. Haim has been trying to drum up attention to help him get back to work (he's got a small role in the upcoming CRANK sequel) and this includes telling everyone that she's a bad kisser because she "gnawed" on his lips.
Posh, in an act of equal stupidity, decided to address his rumours, claiming that, "We didn't have sex or anything. In actual fact, he didn't seem to want to try. The most we did was kiss. Looking back it's hard to work out whether I really fancied him or if I was just a bit of a sad fan." Um, did she really just claim that it was some kind of a pity that she didn't f*ck him? How wonderfully, deliciously priceless. It's almost as good as being called a "freak" by Corey Feldman.