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Pretty Zooey's Retro Beach

May. 20, 2010by: Randy the Ram
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Is there a more beautiful creature than Zooey Deschanel? Sure we have hotter, sexier, f*cktacular, more gorgeous people in the world, but Zooey's the epitome of beauty. People made statues of women like her in ancient greece for Zeus' sake! Photographer Ellen von Unwerth proved it by getting Zooey to dress ultra retro and by taking advantage of her beauty and hipsterness. They emulated a 20's beach look with some swimsuit photos that would've gotten some people in trouble back in the day. During their photo session, von Unwerth also took some more straightforward portraits of the actress where she looks just as lovely.

I gotta say I am loving these pictures, they are the cats pajamas! And Zooey is such a goddamned cheek-pinching-cute hipster chick!

Oh Zooey you're such a hispter! You're so hipster, you probably hate your own music. But a very cute one nevertheless.

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Extra Tidbit: Has anybody heard Zooey's band? Should I go to the trouble of giving it a listen?

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4:02PM on 05/25/2010
She's so damn cute! I wouldn't call her a hottie. She's almost normal looking. 500 Days Of Summer nailed it when it said by all standards she is average but she just has some innate quality that makes men want her.
She's so damn cute! I wouldn't call her a hottie. She's almost normal looking. 500 Days Of Summer nailed it when it said by all standards she is average but she just has some innate quality that makes men want her.
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11:25AM on 05/23/2010
words always escape me when I see Zooey. Especially listening to her sing. She & Him are one of my favorite musicians. I truly do have nothing but love for her.
words always escape me when I see Zooey. Especially listening to her sing. She & Him are one of my favorite musicians. I truly do have nothing but love for her.
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1:26AM on 05/21/2010
Zooey's gorgeous, but all you fucking intolerable hipster cunts who lust after her can suck my fat fucking cock. If you wear a flat cap, brown corduroy jacket and a scarf even if it's hot outside then suck my fucking cock, you pansy-ass piece of shit. Zooey is mine...
Zooey's gorgeous, but all you fucking intolerable hipster cunts who lust after her can suck my fat fucking cock. If you wear a flat cap, brown corduroy jacket and a scarf even if it's hot outside then suck my fucking cock, you pansy-ass piece of shit. Zooey is mine...
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12:42AM on 05/21/2010
She's definetly beautiful...but she doesn't warm me.
She's definetly beautiful...but she doesn't warm me.
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8:33PM on 05/20/2010

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"Has anybody heard Zooey's band? Should I go to the trouble of giving it a listen?"

Her music is a bit not-commercial and folksy. I'd say give it a listen. Not my cup of tea, but it's worth a try.
"Has anybody heard Zooey's band? Should I go to the trouble of giving it a listen?"

Her music is a bit not-commercial and folksy. I'd say give it a listen. Not my cup of tea, but it's worth a try.
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7:47PM on 05/20/2010
MMMMMMMMMMMM... Zooey
Also, yes, definitely check out She and Him, she's got a beautiful voice
MMMMMMMMMMMM... Zooey
Also, yes, definitely check out She and Him, she's got a beautiful voice
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6:39PM on 05/20/2010
All of you better back off, she's mine, understand?
All of you better back off, she's mine, understand?
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6:01PM on 05/20/2010
For what it's worth, I think Zooey is the most beautiful woman to ever live. Randy pretty much took the words right out of my mouth...there may be "sexier" and "hotter" women out there, but when it comes to straight up beauty, I gotta give it to Zooey (with Amy Adams in a close 2nd).

And as far as her band, She & Him, not really sure what kind of music you're into...but it's interesting, although far from my favorite. Might be worth a listen. You never know!
For what it's worth, I think Zooey is the most beautiful woman to ever live. Randy pretty much took the words right out of my mouth...there may be "sexier" and "hotter" women out there, but when it comes to straight up beauty, I gotta give it to Zooey (with Amy Adams in a close 2nd).

And as far as her band, She & Him, not really sure what kind of music you're into...but it's interesting, although far from my favorite. Might be worth a listen. You never know!
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