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Sep. 18, 2008by: Cherry Liquor

Please help me out here. I know that normally this section of the JoBlo empire is reserved for tits and ass of the feminine variety, but I HAVE to understand why the hell Dane Cook is still f*cking employed in the entertainment industry.

I know women who refer to him as "hot." Hearing that always makes me shudder. Acne-pocked and somewhat cross-eyed at times, I've never had even the weakest of moments where I thought that tickling Cook in his pink places might be fun. Hell, I'd even f*ck the horse-faced blonde from "The Hills" before I'd touch him. (If there is more than one horse-faced blonde, throw them both in there.)

I think it's been solidly established that he can't act and that he's not funny, and yet like those DISASTER MOVIE type films, his name keeps appearing in top billing. WTF?!?! Please... men and women here... what is so dogdamn special about Dane Cook? For your troubles, I've included some images of Kate Hudson at Dane Cook's latest (predestined) flop, MY BEST FRIEND'S GIRL.

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2:46AM on 09/19/2008
I thought I was going to open this up and see Rachel Lee Cook, but I was decided and it turned out to be a picture douche.
I thought I was going to open this up and see Rachel Lee Cook, but I was decided and it turned out to be a picture douche.
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7:40PM on 09/18/2008
If you can explain to me why Pamela Anderson, Paula Shore & anyone from the Hills are popular, then maybe I can explain Dane Cook.
If you can explain to me why Pamela Anderson, Paula Shore & anyone from the Hills are popular, then maybe I can explain Dane Cook.
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7:03PM on 09/18/2008
It's become quite the popular thing to rip on this guy. I just couldnt care less. Is he the worst thing ever? No, I thought he did o.k. in Dan in Real Life.
It's become quite the popular thing to rip on this guy. I just couldnt care less. Is he the worst thing ever? No, I thought he did o.k. in Dan in Real Life.
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1:30PM on 09/18/2008

true dat

big bag o' douche! but doesnt miss hudson look yummy?
big bag o' douche! but doesnt miss hudson look yummy?
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11:02AM on 09/18/2008
does he look like a douche bag? Yeah, he does.
does he look like a douche bag? Yeah, he does.
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10:56AM on 09/18/2008
personally, i think he and many more like him are given movies to provide a nice tax write-off for the studios. that's the only reason i can think of for why they continue to get roles.
personally, i think he and many more like him are given movies to provide a nice tax write-off for the studios. that's the only reason i can think of for why they continue to get roles.
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