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Quick! Someone get Santa some lap sanitizer!

Dec. 28, 2011by: Cherry Liquor
I was away from internet access (well, I was staying at a place that had not only internet access but a computer I was told I was welcome to use but then it begs the question - if you do everything that you would do any other day of the week, can you really call it a "vacation"?) and thankfully wasn't exposed to a lot of the reality show crap happenings that rule my otherwise mundane days. I just read the comments from the Top 25 Hotties of 2011 that we editors chose to write about and was surprised to see such strong negative and positive feedback. Noticing that none of you complaining that Kim Kardashian wasn't on the list, well... that's a wish that Santa himself had to have bestowed upon us. (For the record, I was all about Sofia Vergara being number one, but hey... compromise is a bitch and no combination would have managed to make everyone satisfied anyhow, sooooo... Santa isn't real and neither is Kim. Illusions shattered? There you go.)

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Source: Huffington Post

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6:42AM on 12/28/2011
So sick of her and her damn family.
So sick of her and her damn family.
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9:00AM on 12/28/2011
Love the look on Santa's face. Like, "Oh my God! Someone get this cow off of me before it shatters my leg!"

Bitch just gets fatter and uglier every time ya post pictures of her.
Love the look on Santa's face. Like, "Oh my God! Someone get this cow off of me before it shatters my leg!"

Bitch just gets fatter and uglier every time ya post pictures of her.
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9:08AM on 12/28/2011
I wish I was santa in that pic! How does he not get a boner from this.
I wish I was santa in that pic! How does he not get a boner from this.
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3:39PM on 12/28/2011
That is one theory.
That is one theory.
10:34AM on 12/28/2011
He probably did get a boner but you can't see it because it's been dwarfed by Kim's giant bum.
He probably did get a boner but you can't see it because it's been dwarfed by Kim's giant bum.
3:37PM on 12/28/2011
Someone had to ruin Christmas. Dammit.
Someone had to ruin Christmas. Dammit.
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11:14PM on 12/28/2011
i hope santa survived the hose down and fumigation afterwards.
i hope santa survived the hose down and fumigation afterwards.
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