The cover of this month's issue of Esquire UK magazine does a damn fine job of catching the attention of passers by. With headlines like "Guns, Gangs and Guts", "Jimmy Page" and "Funny-Shaped Balls", I'd say I'm pretty much hooked. However, I think my favorite of the bunch is "Va-va-voom! Rachel Weisz (that's okay, you can thank us later)", just for how absurdly blunt it is. It doesn't mention an interview, or anything OZ THE GREAT AND POWERUL-related. They may as well had just put "Rachel Weisz is F*cking Hot, So Here She is on the Cover of Our Magazine". Can't really blame them, though, since Rachel's beauty has me at a loss for words myself. Strange how I hardly noticed her looks in the MUMMY movies, but as time progresses, the more milftastic Rachel becomes. It's like wicked witchcraft, yo.
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