Check out Rachel Weisz doing the red dress thing at a screening of her film THE WHISTLEBLOWER. Am I a perv for getting all tingly at the thought of Rachel in something referencing blowing? Yes? Okay, just wanted to make sure. Is it equally weird that she gives me a happy feeling inside whenever I see her in anything? She always makes me want to smile and just enjoy looking at her in a marathon of goofy infatuation, no matter what the part. She could be slaughtering dolphins with a chainsaw in front of crying children and I'd still be there smiling, wondering how she could look so adorable with dolphin intestines all over her face.