If you don't remember the show 7th Heaven, you're fortunate. Basically, it's what all TV would look like if the religious right won dictatorial powers - just a bunch of white people praising Jesus, squirting out kids and living like the '50s never ended. In other words, shit. However, it will always have the honor of being the means by which Jessica Biel and her fine ass were delivered unto the world. So in that respect, it wasn't a total loss. 5 years after that show mercifully ended, 7th Heaven has also given Maxim magazine a reason to feature one of that show's alums, Mackenzie Rosman, in her underwear. Mackenzie played the Camden family's youngest daughter Ruthie on the show, which would have been weird 17 years ago I'll grant you. She's 24 now though and clearly not anything to be worried about. Being some one with a longstanding distaste for conservative Christian types, I obviously never watched the show, so it bothers me very little to see Mackenzie in this state - quite the contrary. However, if you were one of the disturbed people who actually enjoyed this show's family values claptrap, I can see why you might be a little uncomfortable with the stirring you're having in your pants right now. Also, what the hell are you doing on this site?
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