When I was a little girl, I used to do this to my Barbies. That is, I used magic markers on them to change the color of their hair to something a little more interesting. Then I drew tattoos all over their bodies. I was a pioneer! I came up with the concept for "L.A. Ink" when I was 7! None of this explains why Rihanna looks like "I Love Lucy" screwed Strawberry Shortcake doggy style, but it's the best intro that I have for this pictures of the singer out in London, turning on the annual Xmas lights before warbling a couple of her songs and plugging those cheeseburger flavored Doritos that just puked themselves onto snack shelves in the states. Now go away! I'm 'batin'!
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