As an ex-cigarette smoker, I've never been one to find smoking particularly sexy. Granted, it doesn't disgust me, it just doesn't really phase me. So I don't really understand why pervy photographer Terry Richardson decided to focus so much on Rihanna exhaling nicotine in this latest photoshoot. She looks cute in some of the pics, but she may as well be plucking her eyebrows in some others. But what really bottles my mind (BLADES OF GLORY reference) is that Rihanna has returned to her douche in shining armor, Chris Brown. That's right, apparently she claims "he's changed", despite the fact that lately I've heard more pointless news about that reckless maniac more than ever. I don't even know what that guy does (he's a singer or something, right?) and I don't care. I'm pretty sure Rihanna isn't in high school anymore, so I don't know what the f*ck gives. I can't imagine ever putting knuckles to this precious face...











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