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Rollergirls: Abby Noxious

Aug. 28, 2008by: Cherry Liquor

I've watched Abby Noxious skate, and for the life of me, I'm amazed at how powerful she is on wheels, considering her demure stature. She's also one of the girls who fall under the sportswomanship category, ranking as one of the best players amongst several leagues, and the showwomanship category for being one of the most imposing looking characters out on the rink. Abby is a roller girl, a member of the band The Order of the Fly and even a substitute teacher when the occasion calls for it. She's the epitome of the ultimate Roller Girl in so many ways that it practically hurts. Read more to learn more about her.

Rollergirl Name: Abby Noxious
Number: #N204
Team: DCRG (Disaster City Roller Girls)
Inter-league Classification: "The scary girl"
Position: Jammer, but I also block and pivot.
Height: 5'2" (not on skates)
Age: 32

Favorite Movie? There are so many, but I guess my favorite would have to be Bram Stoker's Dracula.

What got you interested in roller derby? I've loved roller skating ever since I was about 5 years old. A couple years ago I heard roller derby was making a comeback, but it wasn't like it used to be when I watched the T-birds back in the early 80's. I knew it was something I wanted to be a part of.

What's been your biggest injury so far? I jammed my thumb pretty bad about a month ago. I still can't bend it all the way and I keep hitting it on everything which just makes it worse.

What's one of your favorite memories from a bout? I would definitely have to say the Battle for the Coast last year. The entire bout was amazing! There were so many roller girls from all over California. Everyone was so friendly and supportive. Plus I made MVP and also got a second medal for Most Bad Ass!

What's the hardest part of playing? I think the hardest part of playing is knowing the rules and the many strategies in playing and putting it all together when you're racing around the track being hit by some powerful girls!

Is there anything about the sport you wish more people understood? One of the most common misconceptions is that we're just a bunch of chicks rolling around on skates trying to knock each other out. While that's sort of true, there are rules and strategies, and we do score points. Oh, and there are no balls in derby!

You've got a really unique look. Is that something that's a part of your personality or more of a character that you play while on the rink? Thank you. Actually it's my personality. I also play keyboards in my band, The Order of the Fly. We're highly theatrical and that's when I first started doing the make-up and contacts. It just progressed from there. It's kind of like my alter-ego.

What advice would you give a girl looking to get into roller derby? Find out where your local derby girls practice and show up. If you're not sure it's for you just watch a practice or two and see if it's something you can and want to do. Even if you don't skate very well, just try it. You will learn to skate better with practice and learn all you need to know. Just do it!

What's your personal derby/life motto? If you're going to do it, do it to the best of your ability. Then get even better!

For right now, the DCRG are a new league just getting started up, so any information that you'd like to receive about the girls on the team, you can do so by contacting Abby through her Myspace profile. Remember to also check into her music at The Order of the Fly's profile as well.

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8:29AM on 09/01/2008

Fine either way...

She looks good with and without the makeup IMHO.
She looks good with and without the makeup IMHO.
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1:16AM on 08/29/2008
Since it's part of her alter-ego and does it to be theatrical, it it's pretty understandable.

But she looks much better without the makeup.
Since it's part of her alter-ego and does it to be theatrical, it it's pretty understandable.

But she looks much better without the makeup.
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11:34PM on 08/28/2008
annihilist, you're not out of line. she's far too lovely, and i have a thing for goth chicks, too, so that's saying something.
annihilist, you're not out of line. she's far too lovely, and i have a thing for goth chicks, too, so that's saying something.
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10:15PM on 08/28/2008
Marilyn Manson's lovechild?
Marilyn Manson's lovechild?
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9:08PM on 08/28/2008
yeah way prettier without the makeup, but i see how it ties in with the persona.
yeah way prettier without the makeup, but i see how it ties in with the persona.
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8:56PM on 08/28/2008
i'll be a backwards, chauvinistic pig and say that you gotta wipe off the Manson make-up. that face is just too stunning to be covered up.
i'll be a backwards, chauvinistic pig and say that you gotta wipe off the Manson make-up. that face is just too stunning to be covered up.
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