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Rollergirls: Potti Mouth Patty

Jul. 11, 2008by: Cherry Liquor
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Tough bitches rock. If that weren't the case, then why would so many people have flocked to watch Angelina Jolie fire guns at the bad guys in WANTED? And there's no other place where you can encounter a large number of badass chicks in one place than your local roller derby bout. Not a fan of roller derby? Not even sure what it's all about? That's where I plan to come in and educate you with a weekly feature of the hottest, most badass chicks in roller derby. Consider this JoBlo's own version of "Hometown Hotties," except our chicks could kick those chicks' asses.

Rollergirl name: Potti Mouth Patty
Number: #F-U
Team: VCDD (Ventura County Derby Darlins)
Inter-league Classification: Sultry Seahag
Position: Jammer & Blocker
Height: 5'9"
Age: 27
Romantic Status: Attached

Favorite Movie? Anything with Angelina Jolie in it.

Favorite Actress? Angelina Jolie... Hot!

Biggest Female Role Model? Definitely my mom. She's a very strong woman who's been through her share of shit and always manages to come out on top with a positive attitude.

What got you interested in roller derby? It's a great way to get out your aggression and what could be better than hittin' bitches without legal repercussions?

Your biggest injury playing the sport? There's always rink rash; Hurts like a bitch for a while, especially in the shower But the biggest for me was either tearing tendons in my ankle or messing up my back. I'm still not sure what exactly is wrong with my back but it effects everything... my hips, knees and neck.

One of your favorite memories from a bout? Definitely when I got thrown out of the game for cutting the track to take this big bitch out. When they announced that I was out of the game and that I had to leave the track, the whole crowd booed. I think that's the day I earned the "crowd favorite" award.

What's the best part about roller derby? It's great exercise, you get to meet a bunch of really cool chicks and you also get your aggression out. Plus, it's a great way to express yourself in the form of an alter-ego.

What's the worst? The injuries. They take you away from something that becomes your life.

Do you consider your roller derby name to be a reflection of yourself, or more of a character that you get to play? It's definitely a reflection of myself. It's no secret to anyone who's ever met me; I'm a potty mouth. But I do play a character. If the ref called a bullshit call on Kelly, she'd probably just mutter "f*ckin prick" under her breath. But Potti yells it right in the ref's face, flips him off and flashes her "kiss my arse" panties on her way out.

What's the best piece of advice that you could give to a girl who was looking into joining a roller derby team? No advice! Just f*cking do it! It will change your life.

What's your personal derby/life motto? "I'm not mean, you're just a pussy."

If you'd like to catch Potti bashing in some heads, well... you're going to have to wait until 2009. Currently #F-U is substituting as #K-U, as she's in the Apatow way. But you can catch all of the other Ventura County Derby Darlins in action. To keep up with their schedule of events, check them out on MySpace.

The next big bash for our girls from California is the Battle For the Coast. In addition to over 100+ RollerHotties being on-hand, there's also Hot Rod and Motorcycle shows and a multitude of vendors selling stuff that you KNOW you want to have. (If you're interested in being a vendor, there are still spots available, but going fast. Click the link for details on how to get involved.)

Click on each photo to enlarge!

Extra Tidbit: If you're thinking about getting involved in roller derby (or just want to score the gear it would take for that killer workout you've been looking for), CLICK HERE to get everything you need from skates & protective gear to derby accessories and attire. Suggestions for future profiled Rollergirls are always welcome. E-mail me at cherryliquor@moviehotties.com if you know of a girl on your local team who should get profiled.
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5:41AM on 07/14/2008
I would like to see the "Kiss My Arse" panties. Please.
I would like to see the "Kiss My Arse" panties. Please.
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4:25PM on 07/12/2008
If you are thinking of catching a roller derby event i highly reccomend the one held each year at the florida state fair. Nothing screams bad ass more than a roller derby in a cramped ring with concrete for ground surface. Almost makes me wish i still had some of my video recordings from the tourney this year. What a blast that was.
If you are thinking of catching a roller derby event i highly reccomend the one held each year at the florida state fair. Nothing screams bad ass more than a roller derby in a cramped ring with concrete for ground surface. Almost makes me wish i still had some of my video recordings from the tourney this year. What a blast that was.
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11:14AM on 07/11/2008
She's hot, and i love that they have potty mouths they sound like girls i wanna hang out with.

I am lovin this new column.
She's hot, and i love that they have potty mouths they sound like girls i wanna hang out with.

I am lovin this new column.
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10:22AM on 07/11/2008
Love, love, LOVE this column! I'm gonna have to pass a link to this one on to our Nor Cal badass bitches!

Potty Mouth Patty... you are the shiznit girl! And, "I'm not mean, you're just a pussy" just became MY new mantra. Suits me well. Thanks. ;)

Excellent column! Excellent first featured derby beautiful badass!
Love, love, LOVE this column! I'm gonna have to pass a link to this one on to our Nor Cal badass bitches!

Potty Mouth Patty... you are the shiznit girl! And, "I'm not mean, you're just a pussy" just became MY new mantra. Suits me well. Thanks. ;)

Excellent column! Excellent first featured derby beautiful badass!
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