While I would love to take this time and devote it purely to a tango of words dedicated to the beauty of Rosario Dawson
and Vanessa Hudgens
, I'm fully distracted by the aged vision of Brendan Fraser. Did someone decide to take the ENCINO MAN concept a little far and bury this dude in some mud, thinking it would age him in reverse? Because that shit is just plain scary, yo. If I was a nicer person I would liken this moment to the fact that I'm aging as well, making comments about how him looking so wrought with years that it makes me feel old in turn but hell... I'm feeling younger. After making millions, are you SURE this was the best you could do to keep up with your aesthetics, Brendan? This might be why you're cast as Vanessa's dad in GIMME SHELTER. Shit, even Judge Reinhold aged better.
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