This morning a portal manifested itself in the sky over California. Out of this portal fell a woman that looks exactly like Rose McGowan. She was dressed in 1950's attire and looked simply adorable. When she awoke, I was there above her, holding her dainty, white hand. She asked, politely, "Are you taking me for a phosphate over at Dr. McCrory's Pharmacy?" Unable to control my desire to be a gentleman, I took her there. They didn't sell phosphates, but they did sell Flinstone's vitamins. We ate them and laughed and laughed and unfortunately, we overdosed and are back in heaven. They have computers in heaven and that is how I am sending you this story. Now look, children. Look at these lovely pictures of the angel I made O.D. on Flinstone's vitamins.
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