I've got to throw in some images of Salma Hayek out running errands in Beverly Hills the other day. Not just because JoBlo loves her (although that certainly didn't hinder my motivation) or because she's showcasing those sensational shortie legs of hers or even because I wanted to mock her odd footwear choice. It's that a woman in her 40's looking this good on an average day has to be some sort of crime, right? She's more likely to hit jail for this offense than Lindsay Lohan ever will for any of the shit she's pulled.