Apparently, SAVAGES is still crawling on the ground with one arm, dragging along it's shot-out knees and decaying torso in search of rescue, currently in England. The premieres don't quit with Oliver Stone's throwaway drug war flick, and he's lucky Salma Hayek is still sticking around to reel-in the UK's moviegoers. She's brought back her astonishing classic cleavage to cater to our gazing eyeballs while keeping our brains stuck in "render". Speaking of gazing eyeballs, I'd like to know what's going on in that pic of Stone as he's about to grab Hayek's hoo-hoo. Could you be any less subtle?? I don't care how tempting Salma's dangling milkbags look in the moment, you show the woman some respect. Save your perverted grandpa antics for behind the curtains, please. I bet when they're done touring SAVAGES in eight years, Stone's going to wind up being that guy in Florida wearing a viser and a "Pull My Finger" t-shirt. He still came closer to groping Salma than I ever will. Bastard.
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