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Salma Hayek has two jugs full of milk

03.13.2013by: Salacious Crumb
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If there's one thing Oliver Stone and I can agree on, it's that Salma Hayek has an awesome rack. Only difference is, he shows his appreciation by turning into Mr. Grabbyhands, where as I show my love by writing about them week after week. Salma's gelatinous globes could feed a village, which is why someone had a stroke of genius and finally got her to appear in a "Got Milk" advertisement. I would've taken this opportunity in a much different direction, although she is technically holding a pair of jugs. Let's just say I would've been the one sporting the milk mustache. America's milk processors should seriously consider hiring Salma as their spokes model, traveling the country, explaining the importance of dairy, and ending on the slogan "Protein makes perfect". What a coincidence, I was about to go make some protein right now. It does a body good.

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12:11PM on 03/15/2013

milka pwease!!

Milka does a body..Milka does a body GOOD...Pass it on, what'd ya say...helps yer boobies everyday!! Hooraaayy
Milka does a body..Milka does a body GOOD...Pass it on, what'd ya say...helps yer boobies everyday!! Hooraaayy
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6:58PM on 03/14/2013

Got Milk

Those dairy farmers know what they're doing...
Those dairy farmers know what they're doing...
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10:36PM on 03/13/2013
Last picture says it all.
Last picture says it all.
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7:27PM on 03/13/2013
My oh my
My oh my
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