Last night, however, Sandra and her husband (that tattooed guy who had a kid with one of porn's hottest stars, Janine Lindenmulder) Jesse James, were hit head on by a drunk driver in the state of Massachusetts. Lucille Gatchell, aged 64, blew a .20 after the accident, more than twice the legal limit in that state.
No one was hurt, dammit.... uh, I mean, THANK GOODNESS. Jesse and Sandra were seen hugging one another and consoling each other after the old bag banged up their rented SUV. Hell, I'm surprised Jesse wasn't more excited about it. Sandy must've really cut off his balls and stuck them in a jar like I keep hearing about. Heh. Check out the video below for the amazing talent that Sandy has. Hey, at least it's better than another Miss Congeniality movie.