I'm sure that you all will explain to me why Sara Jean Underwood is a complete waste of my time and yours but I just can't see it right now. She's a cute chick in a tiny, brightly colored costume for whatever anime something or other I can't name or place because I have less of an inclination to get into that genre than I do to find a pair of embroidery scissors and cut off my clit. Do I really need to give a shit about her outside of the fact that she's a pleasant distraction from all of the other walking visual herpes that breeze past me in my day-to-day interactions? Can't I just be easily satisfied from time to time?
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