Sarah Silverman reminds me of Sandra Bullock's goofball, booger-obsessed younger sister, if that makes any sense at all. She seems to have Hollywood right at her fingertips, despite building much of her career off toilet humor and f*cking Matt Damon (the latter of which can get you an Oscar). With her funny girl attitude and distinct kid-like voice, she doesn't need to dress for attention in this biz. Still, I'm not gonna complain when she arrives at the Evening of Environmental Excellence Gala and takes off her coat only to reveal an eye-popping combination of stockings 'n shorts. It seems like I see Silverman in stockings quite often these days. She better be careful walking down the Hollywood strip dressed like that, because I would easily skip another child support payment for a midnight romp with Sarah. I would start off by pounding my fists into the mattress and saying "I'm gonna wreck it!!".