WTF has domesticated life done to ScarJo? I know that I'd be pleased as punch to have Ryan Reynolds as my husband, but I still don't think that there's anything about being married which would turn me into a fashion victim who looks like she should be cast as an extra on "Golden Girls" instead of showing up for the premiere of "A View From the Bridge" (which yes, I found out is a play) where even MILF Naomi Watts jazzed up her appearance for the night. If this dress were a shift, I might actually accuse her of looking like Mrs. Roper, considering the ugly pattern. Come on, Scarlett! Even though we think you're hot doesn't mean we're going to be pleased with whatever you decided to throw on without looking in the mirror.
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