Scarlett Johansson is continuing to make me sad, if that's possible. This was the chick that previously was upheld for her curves, touted for being more feminine in an industry where there were too many stick-thin women sporting racks that wouldn't make a 10 year old boy envious or on the opposite side of the spectrum were complete plastic fabrications. ScarJo used to be "real," yo. Now she's in a neutral tone at the 66th Annual Theater World Awards, looking so bland and frankly, too f*cking skinny and flat-chested for my liking. I swear, if Ryan Reynolds had something to do with this disaster, I'm going to stop drooling over his abs post-haste!