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ScarJo Gets AIDS

Sep. 17, 2008by: Cherry Liquor

My apologies. It was just too enticing not to say. Have no fear, the genitals of Scarlett Johansson are still safe to fantasize about without worrying about your man meat turning into a pus playground. (OK, that was gross. But I'm having fun playing with mental visuals today.)

Nah, ScarJo was just visiting the African nation of Rwanda recently, spending 4 grueling days looking in the AIDS clinics that are spread amongst the community. She did it as a part of that obnoxious ad campaign where they take the word (RED) and stick it into any word that contains it, but singles out those three letters and then charges extra for you to look extra twinky in their shirts.

The actress released this statement, "It was important for me to come here and see the issues we're up against firsthand. I came here with an open mind, wanting to listen, understand and learn; I leave with the overwhelming understanding that the small action of making a (RED) choice in your purchases ... has an enormous impact on the lives of people in countries like Rwanda." An open mind, wanting to listen... it almost makes it sound like she really became a deaf mute during her visit. "I wanted to listen, but I was too distracted by the thoughts of going home and boinking my uber-hot Canadian mansicle, Ryan Reynolds."

Extra Tidbit: OK, I think it's time for my daily scheduled medicinal break now.
Source: People Magazine

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10:44PM on 09/17/2008

@numberFIVE

I've got nothin.
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6:10PM on 09/17/2008

@ beatrixkiddo

I deny.

What now?
I deny.

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3:46PM on 09/17/2008
she gets on my nerves a little now, but there's no denying how gorgeous she is.
she gets on my nerves a little now, but there's no denying how gorgeous she is.
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12:58PM on 09/17/2008
/love
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