Dearest little Scarlett Johansson is the face of Mango, some fancy clothing company that exists to make women feel bad about themselves if they don't wear overpriced but cheaply made frocks. (I've checked out some of their duds and trust me, they're not worth what the company has to be paying out for the actress, but that's commerce for you.) I don't know about the rest of you, but marriage has turned ScarJo boring to me. I had this illusion that being able to ride Ryan Reynolds might put more of a spring in a girl's step, but here she is ruining my dreams.
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