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ScarJo Gets Fruity

Nov. 13, 2009by: Cherry Liquor
Dearest little Scarlett Johansson is the face of Mango, some fancy clothing company that exists to make women feel bad about themselves if they don't wear overpriced but cheaply made frocks. (I've checked out some of their duds and trust me, they're not worth what the company has to be paying out for the actress, but that's commerce for you.) I don't know about the rest of you, but marriage has turned ScarJo boring to me. I had this illusion that being able to ride Ryan Reynolds might put more of a spring in a girl's step, but here she is ruining my dreams.

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11:06AM on 11/13/2009
Gotta love scarletts big melons! ;)
Gotta love scarletts big melons! ;)
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1:17PM on 11/13/2009
I will NEVER find Scarlett Jo boring. She is the very definition of sex appeal. Ryan Reynolds is one lucky son of a bitch.
I will NEVER find Scarlett Jo boring. She is the very definition of sex appeal. Ryan Reynolds is one lucky son of a bitch.
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12:10AM on 11/14/2009
Scarlett Jo doesn't do much for me either, she's pretty, but doesn't interest me as much as some other actresses, I think you know the ones. However, this article gets a "hip" rating because I enjoyed reading it. Cherry, your writing never fails to impress and amuse me.
Scarlett Jo doesn't do much for me either, she's pretty, but doesn't interest me as much as some other actresses, I think you know the ones. However, this article gets a "hip" rating because I enjoyed reading it. Cherry, your writing never fails to impress and amuse me.
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5:51AM on 11/14/2009
she really needs to stop trying to look like a 60s pin up model
she really needs to stop trying to look like a 60s pin up model
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5:51AM on 11/14/2009
she really needs to stop trying to look like a 60s pin up model
she really needs to stop trying to look like a 60s pin up model
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5:52AM on 11/14/2009
she really needs to stop trying to look like a 60s pin up model
she really needs to stop trying to look like a 60s pin up model
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