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ScarJo on Leno

May. 5, 2010by: Randy the Ram
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The only reason I did everything I could to get the opportunity to write for MovieHotties.com was so I could talk to you about Scarlett Johansson, have you heard of her? She's starring in a little movie about some random dude in an iron suit. Seriously, what can I say about Scarlett Johansson that hasn’t already been said? This is the only girl that at one point made me wish I were Billy Bob Thorton (remember THE MAN WHO WASN'T THERE?) I even bought her stupid album and I listen to it every night as I go to sleep forcing myself to dream with her. I want to kidnap her and cryogenically freeze her or maybe I should just steal her double from the wax museum and stare at it all day. Those eyes, her yummy breasts, her legs, those lips you just want to... or you want them to... I... she’s just... she’s... I’m... running out of breath... need... paper... bag...

Whew, sorry about that... but just in case you couldn’t tell, I love me some ScarJo! Lucky for us, after some time away from the spotlight, she's been slowly regaining some terrain on the hottie scale. She appeared on TV with the-chin-that-must-not-be-named to promote IRON MAN 2. There was also some fat dork who thinks he's funny and only in his dreams will he get someone like Johansson (wait a minute, I don't remember being on The Tonight Show!). Scarlett looked droolingly smoking hot as always, I so wish I could've been that fat dork.

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Extra Tidbit: Damn you Ryan Reynolds and your ridiculous washboard abs!
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11:30AM on 05/06/2010
I can't wait for her to go back and put the weight on she lost from IM2.
I can't wait for her to go back and put the weight on she lost from IM2.
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8:09AM on 05/06/2010
I like Ryan Reynolds and I'd brave "crossing swords" with him to get a piece of ScarJo! She looks fantastic in "IM2" and she looked (and presented herself) great on "Leno".
I like Ryan Reynolds and I'd brave "crossing swords" with him to get a piece of ScarJo! She looks fantastic in "IM2" and she looked (and presented herself) great on "Leno".
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