That's right folks - our relatively short national nightmare is over. After a brief and highly disturbing romance, Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson have called it quits. Whew, that was a close call. I dig Sean Penn. I think he's a fine actor. But he and Scarlett? That just never seemed right. He and Robin Wright? Sure. They seemed like a good couple. Even Madonna was a better match than Scarlett. Sean is like this brooding, Irish brawler with a chip on his shoulder. Scarlett is a sweet, somewhat adventuresome young woman who seems to be looking for something. I guess I can see how they came together, but I could never see it lasting long. Looks like I've been proven right.
Of course, the most amazing thing about this story are the rumors that Sean was actually cheating on Scarlett and this could have been the cause of their break up. What an idiot. You've got one of the hottest actresses on Earth and you're messing around with other women? I just don't get Hollywood.