Scarlett Johansson attended the Vanity Fair Pieces of Heaven art auction yesterday, looking particularly fresh and bright amidst the assembled pieces of art for sale. Of course, I'm pretty sure that's redundant, as she no doubt could look fresh and bright neck deep in a pool of raw sewage. Okay maybe not in sewage, but she's still hot to me, dammit!
We haven't seen much of Scarlett lately. Ever since her much publicized break up with Van Wilder, or whatever his name is, she's kept an understandably low profile, avoiding all the gossip rag frenzy. This makes me wonder what the thinking is behind famous people getting married in this day and age. Cartons of milk last longer than your typical Hollywood marriage. I've seen dragonflies, born without mouths, that manage to hang on through the breadth of some Hollywood marriages.
Why bother, one might ask. Sure, they have the right to seek out happiness however and where ever they can. But does happiness really lie within the inevitable prenups and wedding day tabloid hype? Doesn't seem so to me. Better to keep the lawyers out of it and just enjoy your celebrity love affair for as long as it lasts. No strings attached. That might be good advice for the rest of us too.
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