Why am I not at the Toronto International Film Festival right now? Why wasn't I there a week ago working on my tan and making sure all my muscles were toned and ready? Now, I've blown it. There's no way that I can get there on time and there's no way I can see Scarlett Johansson the way she looked here, here or here (pics below). The girl looks incredible in each and every one of these articles. I may be a little more inclined to pick the second batch of pictures as my favorite, but that does not deter from her obvious and apparent hotness below. Even if I were there tanning and working out and downing bottle after bottle of Viagra, I still probably wouldn't have a chance. No, not cause she's engaged. It's because of that handsome devil of a man Joseph Gordon-Levitt. That sexy f*cking bastard… Dammit. Here they are at the premiere of the new film DON JON. Enjoy the happy attractive people below and lets start getting ready for next year, gents!
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