Scarlett Johansson showed up at the White House Correspondents dinner with red hair, which is pretty cool. Not as awe-inspiring as natural red, but I dig it. Unfortunately, he who will not be named was with her and there was apparently some hanky-panky going on behind-the-scenes. Not sure about the validity of that, but the suggestion was that they were absent for about and hour and returned disheveled...excuse me while I vomit.
Ugggh...okay. I'm okay. I'm going to be sympathetic and say here that, were I lucky enough to get with a hottie like Scarlett, I'd probably carry her off to the nearest secluded room for some private time at any given opportunity as well. So, kudos, you nameless bastard. However, I still must destroy you.