So it appears Anthony Hopkins in his fat suit snuck up right beneath our noses, as HITCHCOCK will be seeing its release this friday. Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Biel portray bombshell actresses Janet Leigh and Vera Miles respectively. I think when most people heard Johansson and Biel were joining this film together, it immediately shot anticipation through the roof, at least leaving us the hope for some classic "classic" ScarJo side-boob in the shower scene. We'll still have to wait and see, but for now, we just get a look at the two hotties attending the premiere, ironically covering the "HITCH" on the movie poster behind them. There's more of Scarlett than Jessica here, simply because there was more to choose from, and because she's as stunning as my ex-grilfriend's chain-linked fence (by the way, isn't the restraining order enough? And you're just one power outage away from having your shoes 'stolen' again. Seriously, what a waste of money). Sad to say, Biel has really disappointed at these premieres lately, being second to Kate Beckinsale earlier this year at the TOTAL RECALL premiere, and easily coming second to Scarlett this time around. Hell, even Helen Mirren's got more sex appeal going on at this premiere. But Scarlett is just amazing. I'd like to point my telescope at her "rear window", if you know what I mean.
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