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Scarlett Johansson moves on from Ry-Ry, moves in with Sean Penn

Apr. 14, 2011by: Cherry Liquor

Let's just hope this news isn't because he put a baby in her.

Apparently after you've been married to one of the most beautiful & fit men in Hollywood, you get a hankering for some dried-up beef jerky with extra smoke flavor.At least, that's how I'm reading the news that after only 3 months of dating, Scarlett Johansson has decided to move in with Sean Penn. The May-December couple (she's 26, he's 50) have been seen on vacation in Mexico and most recently were photographed taking a jog together, sparking rumours that the actress might be knocked up. Her reps are denying the baby stuff, saying that ScarJo was snapped at bad angles, had on a tight shirt, might have post-lunch bloat and blah blah blah. She's training for THE AVENGERS, they say. There's no way his Penn-is did any long-term damage. Whatever.

So let's get this straight. Sean Penn got to be with Madonna during her "hot" years. He got to start off his career as Jeff Spicoli (not really as bad of a thing as the non-cinemaphile would believe) and end up with an Oscar for MYSTIC RIVER. He was married to Robin Wright (a hottie in her own, uh, right) who tolerated all of his weird crap for decades. And now he gets to bang Scarlett Johansson, one of the most lusted after women in the world, who happens to be only 6 years older than one of his sons.

Damn! Even I wanna be Sean Penn right now.

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Source: Us Weekly

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4:33PM on 04/16/2011
Outside of being an actor, I don't do see what a women could find appealing about Sean Penn.

But hey, women are weird.
Outside of being an actor, I don't do see what a women could find appealing about Sean Penn.

But hey, women are weird.
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10:23AM on 04/15/2011
Sean Penn is the man. It's not like any of us had a chance. Good for him.
Sean Penn is the man. It's not like any of us had a chance. Good for him.
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6:56AM on 04/15/2011
Keep phishing, Scar-jo
Keep phishing, Scar-jo
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10:04PM on 04/14/2011
I love Sean Penn. So...I can't help but like this news, good for him.
I love Sean Penn. So...I can't help but like this news, good for him.
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5:05PM on 04/14/2011
I already hated Penn. This just gives me more reason. What a douche!
I already hated Penn. This just gives me more reason. What a douche!
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5:22PM on 04/15/2011
If you hate him then why the hell would you give this a thumbs up?????
If you hate him then why the hell would you give this a thumbs up?????
11:17PM on 04/19/2011
Because this is the hotties section of joblo, and I'm pretty sure that ScarJo is the hottie in question, not Sean Penn. That being said, I do love ScarJo and her chesticles. Penn, however, probably has wrinkly, ultra liberal balls at his age.
Because this is the hotties section of joblo, and I'm pretty sure that ScarJo is the hottie in question, not Sean Penn. That being said, I do love ScarJo and her chesticles. Penn, however, probably has wrinkly, ultra liberal balls at his age.
1:14PM on 04/14/2011
Lol.
Lol.
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1:01PM on 04/14/2011
well she once had a fling with Benicio Del Toro when she wasn't even old enough to buy beer
well she once had a fling with Benicio Del Toro when she wasn't even old enough to buy beer
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10:16AM on 04/14/2011
This is disguisting.
This is disguisting.
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8:57PM on 04/14/2011
Oh and when you're 50 you are only going to want to bang women your own age? What is disgusting is all this ageism. Oh and isn't it a double standard when guys lust after MILFs and laugh and "grandpa" dating a young chick. The double standard used to work the other way. People forget that we all get old eventually.
Oh and when you're 50 you are only going to want to bang women your own age? What is disgusting is all this ageism. Oh and isn't it a double standard when guys lust after MILFs and laugh and "grandpa" dating a young chick. The double standard used to work the other way. People forget that we all get old eventually.
5:20PM on 04/15/2011
Well guys only want to do milfs. They don't want to be in a relationship with them.
Well guys only want to do milfs. They don't want to be in a relationship with them.
7:35AM on 04/14/2011

oh scarlett...

What is it with young beautiful actresses attracted to older broken actors?
Kinda reminds me of 20 years young Uma Thurman marrying Gary Oldman (then 32 and alcololic) in 1990...But this is even more disturbing!
What is it with young beautiful actresses attracted to older broken actors?
Kinda reminds me of 20 years young Uma Thurman marrying Gary Oldman (then 32 and alcololic) in 1990...But this is even more disturbing!
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7:32AM on 04/14/2011
WTF indeed. I'm pretty sure Ryan Reynolds would be screaming "WTF" somewhere right now.
WTF indeed. I'm pretty sure Ryan Reynolds would be screaming "WTF" somewhere right now.
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4:25AM on 04/14/2011
This may turn me off ScarJo for good.
This may turn me off ScarJo for good.
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2:30AM on 04/14/2011

WTF?!?!

Sean Penn is a great actor, but he's a nut job. You have to be kidding me!
Sean Penn is a great actor, but he's a nut job. You have to be kidding me!
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