Let's just hope this news isn't because he put a baby in her.
Apparently after you've been married to one of the most beautiful & fit men in Hollywood, you get a hankering for some dried-up beef jerky with extra smoke flavor.At least, that's how I'm reading the news that after only 3 months of dating, Scarlett Johansson has decided to move in with Sean Penn. The May-December couple (she's 26, he's 50) have been seen on vacation in Mexico and most recently were photographed taking a jog together, sparking rumours that the actress might be knocked up. Her reps are denying the baby stuff, saying that ScarJo was snapped at bad angles, had on a tight shirt, might have post-lunch bloat and blah blah blah. She's training for THE AVENGERS, they say. There's no way his Penn-is did any long-term damage. Whatever.
So let's get this straight. Sean Penn got to be with Madonna during her "hot" years. He got to start off his career as Jeff Spicoli (not really as bad of a thing as the non-cinemaphile would believe) and end up with an Oscar for MYSTIC RIVER. He was married to Robin Wright (a hottie in her own, uh, right) who tolerated all of his weird crap for decades. And now he gets to bang Scarlett Johansson, one of the most lusted after women in the world, who happens to be only 6 years older than one of his sons.
Damn! Even I wanna be Sean Penn right now.
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