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SCRAM Lindsay Lohan!

05.24.2010by: Randy the Ram

I promise you dear readers that unless I get to see some exciting and/or hot lesbian/stripper/naked pictures of Lindsay Lohan this will be the last time I talk about the troubled actress.

So here we go, the season finale of Lindsanity. Previously: Lindsey was on probation, she had to go to DUI classes once each month, she went to only one, but "she did get good grades" reps say. Lindsay arrives late at court dates. Lindsay misses court dates, goes to Cannes instead, gets super wasted. Pictures of her in front a mysterious white powder appear. No matter, that doesn't prove anything, it's not hard evidence. Lohan claims she didn't get back in time due to lost passport or because she was so effin' high on cocaine. After having a price on her head a simple warrant for her arrest, it was dismissed after she paid 10% of her $100,000 bail. She mentions she doesn't belong in jail. Of course she doesn't, she's a celebrity.

Now, back in L.A., the court was in session. Lindsay got ordered to wear an alcohol-monitoring bracelet (again) called a SCRAM device, she will also be subjected to weekly random drug testings and she's forbidden from drinking any alcohol. She'll also be returning to those DUI classes. That is if she wants to remain outside of jail. Her lawyer friend tried to make an exception for wearing the anklet every time Lindsay would be working on movies or photoshoots. The judge denied them that possibility "Your next movies are probably going to suck anyways", the Judge expressed.

In order to maintain the MovieHotties.com element I'd like to add that the only sexy thing she gave us this time were some tight pants and a little cleavage (definitely something you'd wear to court, right?), I guess she was trying to pull an Erin Brokovich. Objetion your honor, innapropiate use of boobage!

 

I move for a bad court thingy

Click on each photo to enlarge!

Extra Tidbit: Seriously LiLo, if you keep this up you'll be looking like your grandma by the time you're 30!
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1:23PM on 05/25/2010
I would stick my dick in any orifice her body has to offer.
I would stick my dick in any orifice her body has to offer.
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10:33AM on 05/25/2010

sad sad tale

that judge should also force her to get back to her redheaded-hotness self. i keep having high hopes she redeems herself. bummer.
that judge should also force her to get back to her redheaded-hotness self. i keep having high hopes she redeems herself. bummer.
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10:30PM on 05/24/2010

She already looks like

she's in her early 30's. She's really becoming the poster girl for "Just say no."
she's in her early 30's. She's really becoming the poster girl for "Just say no."
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